why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
Rachel Wilson for president
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
doctor who more like doctor poo
LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM
Anonymous asked: r u a poo or wut
A short list of current happenings that are more important than Justin Bieber’s arrest: