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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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lameborghini:

"points at responsibilities" hey fuck u

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ruinedchildhood:

RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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peaceful-moon:

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

i love the blue tip on the fluorite point in the middle

peaceful-moon:

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

i love the blue tip on the fluorite point in the middle

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Full Moon Dates for 2014

legitimate-levii:

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

for all my followers who are women

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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jennyatsdcc:

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

image

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lana del rey ≡ released songs

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