I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
"points at responsibilities" hey fuck u
RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~
i love the blue tip on the fluorite point in the middle
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
for all my followers who hunt werewolves
for all my followers who are women
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.